Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
