Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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