I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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