There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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