whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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