Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
did you just send me my own nude
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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