he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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