did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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