I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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