That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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