The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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