We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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