take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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