I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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