ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Bring me that man meat
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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