My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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