i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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