I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's shark week go big or go home
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
