Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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