Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
worst night to have a conscience
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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