so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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