She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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