You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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