i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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