I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
