my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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