It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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