We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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