yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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