Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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