My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize