The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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