I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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