After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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