I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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