when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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