I look better un-naked...
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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