When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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