i always forget guys have bellybuttons
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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