Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woke up backwards on a recliner
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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