i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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