I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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