We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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