Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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