You can't special order awesome
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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