id be glad to
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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