in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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