But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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