made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
