Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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