i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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