I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
