whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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