at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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